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May 23rd was a Friday
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DO NOT open bottles with your teeth! You will chip your teeth! Many of my molars are rounded off from being chipped by beer caps. As a result I can’t even do this trick anymore. As a substitute, I recommend using your eye socket. I can’t do it, but I saw it once and it’s pretty crazy. JK - DONT USE YOUR EYE SOCKET!