September 2007
12 posts
“Should we be given breaks on tickets that normal people would be given ...”
– the FAQ of “Cops Writing Cops”, a site which tracks unspeakable offenses of police officers actually ticketing other police officers for speeding.
“What this design is screaming out to you is, “I’m a five! I’m...”
– Larry Felix, Director of the Bureau of Engraving and Printing, on the design of the new five dollar bill
for your use: a gruesome jellyfish emoticon
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“The Iranians don’t intimidate! They’re like the Vietnamese and the...”
– Ted Turner
“having previously commented on the arrival of ITS-ITs in the cafe a few weeks...”
– Note to Hearst Tower, submitted just after lunch today.
“Most comedians don’t care if they’re great. They only want to be...”
– Jeff Garlin