July 2007
23 posts
It’s our gay watermelon baby.
– my fiancĂ©e
WATCHOUTMEOWMEOW
– very fast cyclist, to a small kitten he has suddenly spotted in the road
L: What time is it?
Me: 8:52.
L: Okay, 8:53, so we'll always be one minute ahead.
minty chest-sauce
– Cory Doctorow’s euphemism for Vicks Vaporub.
Very few good ideas are truly novel.
– Alan Russell
the end of today's bush press conference
QUESTION: Is bin Laden...
BUSH: Thank you all.
QUESTION: Is bin Laden alive?
They are multi-millionaires. They lived the lifestyle of the very privileged,...
– Brenda Dickson, speaking in the third person about her alimony issues
laughlin: one of the SF supervisors, Ed Jew, took a $40000 bribe to take care of permit problems for the tapioca milk tea place i like to go to
laughlin: something about that story is not quite right
laughlin: i thought the chronicle was being anti semitic when i saw the first headline
laughlin: "Jew takes $40K bribe"